We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cat than I am

Do you seeing that thing swimming round and round?
Yes
Maybe we could reach it in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There will be a head for you, a tail from me

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

(Meow, here kitty kitty kitty kitty)

Do you hear what I hear?
A baby cry
Where we find a baby there are milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you and also some for me

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cat than I am

(No I am)

There is no finer cat than I am

(No I am!)

There are no finer cats than we are