Hermione Granger, don't you be so dumb
Whatcha doing with that Krum
When you know you want my brother
We could be sisters and you know it's true
'Cause Ronnie wants you too
Come on it's no secret

I saw you in the hall the other day
And how your face was red when you turned away
What did Ronnie say?
To get to you that way?

Try as you might to hold your feelings inside
You are a clever witch, but it's just your pride
Six years have gone by, don't you think it's time?

Hermione Granger, don't you be so dumb
Whatcha doing with that Krum
When you know you want my brother
We could be sisters and you know it's true
'Cause Ronnie wants you too
Come on it's no secret

Don't you worry or let it get you down
When you see Ronald snogging Lavender Brown
Harry was with Cho
But you saw where that did go

Now I'm not trying to make you scared
I only say these things because I care
Give in to the whim
Just kiss him
I said give in to the whim
And just kiss him

Hermione Granger, don't you be so dumb
Whatcha doing with that Krum
When you know you want my brother
We could be sisters and you know it's true
'Cause Ronnie wants you too
Come on it's no secret