Honey, I'm home
Earlier than expected again
I can see you're not alone
Would you like to introduce me to some of your friends?

That's Mr. Wheeler in his assless chaps
And the small fellow cuffed to the cabinet door
Yes I remember them from last week's bach
But you look busy so I'll stand in your way no more

I'll be outside
And if you need me, my love
I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you
Waiting on the doorstep for you (woo)
Just this once, maybe I could join in too

Darling tonight
I thought I'd do something special for you
I picked those earrings out you liked
Even prepared a candle dinner for two

But I guess you won't be eating
No, not since you're full up
With the plumber and the man who said he came to fix the heating
Well, don't mind me fellows, yell if you need anything

I'll be outside
And if you need me, my love
I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you
Waiting on the doorstep for you (woo)
Just this once, maybe I could join in too

You look as pretty through the window
Magnificently kneeling between those men
I kind of think of how your lips are so soft
Thus, you get up from your knees and wipe your chin

Almost reminds me of the old days
Like when I first laid my eyes on you
I always knew that we'd be soulmates
And some day it would be just us two (wooo)

And maybe some day
Maybe I could join in too

Until then I'll be outside
And if you need me, my love
I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you
Waiting on the doorstep for you (woo)
Just this once, maybe I could join in too
Just this once, maybe I could join in too