Keep your elbows off the table
Look before you cross
Buckle up your seat belt
Parental discretion advised

Said, keeping off the grass
Beware of the dog
A restricted area
Police will take notice

Oh, no, don't wanna know
My ass from my elbow
Oh, no don't wanna know
Don't wanna know

Where there's smoke
There's fire
Don't be playin' ball in the street
Where there's smoke
There's fire
What you sow is what you will reap

Slippery when we wet
Skating on thin ice
Caution falling rocks
Give a hoot don't pollute

Surgeon General's warning
Don't you drink and drive
Saying no to drugs
Hazardous to your health

Out of reach from children
Fatal if you swallow
Keep away from heat
Pull in case of fire

Oh, no, don't wanna know
My ass from my elbow
Oh, no don't wanna know
Don't wanna know

Where there's smoke
There's fire
Don't be playin' ball in the street
Where there's smoke
There's fire
What you sow is what you will reap