Oh, you leave clothes all over my floor
You hate my friends, they hate you more
Oh, how did I not see this mess before?
And no, I don't want to cuddle at night
But when I say so, I make you cry
Oh, I, I want to sleep without you by my side

And oh, I wish you were not mine
Wasting your breath and my precious time
I wish you'd make me feel good
And keep me happy the way your friend could
Let me break it off with you
Oh, I, I wish you were not mine

You pull a face, but I never scream
I'd rather watch pornography
‘Cause you leave satisfied but, baby, not me
We go out, we only fight
Your mum won't let you out at night
Oh, God, I want to flirt with other guys

And oh, I wish you were not mine
Wasting your breath and my precious time
I wish you'd make me feel good
And keep me happy the way your friend could
Let me break it off with you
Oh, I, I wish you were not mine

Oh, I messed it up when I stole you from her
And now, I'm stuck with you

And oh, I wish you were not mine
Wasting your breath and my precious time
I wish you'd make me feel good
And keep me happy the way your friend could
Let me break it off with you
Oh, I, I wish you were not mine