"Better Be Women"

There better be women...

I went out to a stupid party
Had the scam on everybody
Asked a woman for a light
And to spend the night

But she wasn't havin' any
Said I was just one of many
But she'd give me some advice

She said "You try, but you don't get none"
And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?"
But she was fly
And had a biologic plan (oh man)
Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn)

There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright

I watched them in fascination
Her friend and their wild gyrations
Like a symphony in pink
And not missing link

And it was a freaky orgy
But somehow they all ignored me
Watch my pennant start to shrink
They said "don't you want it?
You know we got it"
But i was haunted by three wet dreams
Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah.

There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright

There better be women...
There better be women...
There better be women...