Trouble for a friend of mine
It’s not fair they make you go to school
Let’s rip up the list tonight
Of all the things you’re scared to tell your father

I’m gonna hang around
Long enough to be part of the furniture
Oh boy, you look so suave
When you unzip your harrington
I guess what you’re like at home

Spend the cheque that you picked up today
Neon-lit when I saw your face
The post came, I thought "a letter, great"
It’s all about how you never go on holiday

I’m gonna hang around
Long enough to be part of the furniture
Oh boy, you look so suave
When you unzip your harrington
I guess what you’re like at home