I counted my blessings and put them in paper bags
I often tumbled and they rolled out off the crags
In junior high
You stole my bike light
But I continue my ramble-rousin' at night

You can justify anything, justify anything
And well beyond my years
I shoot myself in the ear
With what I wanna hear

Like a good homosapien
I cooked up some hearty conflict
I ate too much
And it made me sick

Talk into my bullet hole
And tell me that I'm fine
I'll listen careful
And it won't even hurt this time

You can justify anything, justify anything
And well beyond my years
I shoot myself in the ear
With what I wanna hear

If I'm hungry
If I'm askin'
And you just leave
In my dreams
I'll sleep with nectarines
In my dreams

Set the obstacles
Set the obstacles and walk around
Sure I may have lost the race
But it's an ugly crowd

You can't kill me
Or the reverse
My enemies have my sympathy
And that's my curse