I wanna be Erik Sandin's stand-in
'cause he doesn't have to get his fuckin' gland in
He's got no trouble with the fillies
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
I wanna be Erik Sandin's stand-in

I wanna be Erik Sandin's stand-in
'cause he doesn't have to get his fuckin' gland in
If I could pull like him I would
But I just end up pulling my pud
I wanna be Erik Sandin's stand-in