I was drowning my head in some whisky and water
Getting dirty and down with somebody's daughter
Oh giving me head when I wanted to wat ch the TV
And who would have thought this could ever happen to me

Well I felt I was sinking lower and lower
Ooh she was a teaser a real little goer
And I couldn't understand a word that she said
And turning around well I reached out and fell out of bed

Whisky and water
Has got me on the run
Whisky and water
Mother nature's son
Whisky and water
Soothes me
Whisky and water

When I woke in the morning I thought I was dying
Yeah and walking around well I could have been flying
Oh I didn't think I could make it across to the door
So I opened the bottle again from the evening before, yeah
Whisky and water

Has got me on the run
Whisky and water
Mother nature's son
Whisky and water
Soothes me
Whisky and water, yeah, alright

I was resting my head with some deep meditation
But I never was one with a true dedication
Oh I said to myself that I'd never say never again
So I poured me a glass of the gold and familiar friend, oh, yeah

Whisky and water
Has got me on the run
Whisky and water
Mother nature's son
Whisky and water
Soothes me
Whisky and water, oh, yeah

Whisky and water
Has got me on the run
Whisky and water
Mother nature's son
Whisky and water
Soothes me
Whisky and water, oh, yeah
It's just whisky and water
Hmm, that's right