Smokin' cigarettes smart the card drinkin' coffee by the town
Slowly foolin' my hair out by the roots
Acting funny lookin' at the mirror makin' faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit

Everybody told me you would drive me crazy
And they said you'd had me barking like a hound
But a fooling loving enough since to tisten
Now my barking is the gossip of the town

Smokin' cigarettes smart...
[ guitar ]
Just a crazy fool to believe the things you told me
I hate to say to foolish you know who
I'd sooner be the victom of a hanging
Then to be a fool I am because of you

Smokin' cigarettes smart...
Yeah I'm sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit