It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh
It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh
It's not Christmas till somebody cries

Everybody made it home for Christmas Eve
Try to keep it cool around the Christmas tree
But every year we sing a little song to survive, that
It's not Christmas till somebody cries
My boyfriend is a vegan
So they fed him fish
My uncle made it worse by talkin' politics
I had a few opinions
Might've started a fight, well
It's not Christmas till somebody cries

It's not Christmas till we all break down in tears
It's not Christmas, it's the best time of the year

Grandpa ate the gummies that we meant to hide
He tried to play it off like it's a holiday high
Yeah, unlike all the presents
Auntie ruined the surprise, well
It's not Christmas till somebody breaks into an argument, ooh
I used to fight it
We get emotional too, I won't deny it
I used to hide in my room, but now I like it
'Cause it's not Christmas till somebody cries

It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh, till we all break down in tears
It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh, it's the best time of the year

It's not Christmas
(Somebody, somebody, somebody
Somebody, somebody, somebody)
Till somebody cries
(Somebody, somebody, somebody
Somebody, somebody, somebody)
Till somebody cries

Wakin' up too early in my childhood bed
The nieces and the nephews jumpin' on my head
They keep on askin' questions like
Is Santa a lie? Well
It's not Christmas till somebody cries

It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh, till we all break down in tears
It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh

The secret is to sing a little song to survive, yeah
It's not Christmas till somebody cries (till somebody cries)
No, it's not Christmas till somebody cries
(No, it's not Christmas)
It's not Christmas till somebody cries
(Ho, ho-ho, ho-ho)