Down on the ponchartrain
Life was like a daisy chain and
She knew what bells to ring
She knew what strings to pull
She loved me like a whistle-stop
Boy crazy, down at the hop now
I was half empty
She was half full

She drives me crazy in those twenty-dollar shoes
She tells me "Take it or leave it -
I win, you lose"

She's so, she's so, she's so fast

Down on the river street
She made it short and sweet and
She made me think of things
I never say out loud
She's giving me the runaround
She runs for the high ground now
I'd like to follow
But you know I'm much to proud

She drives me crazy...

She's so, she's so, she's so fast
She walks and she talks and
She's so fast