I woke up at 3 a.m.
I had to run to the can
I whipped it out but couldn't pee
I've been infected with yeast
We didn't know we didn't know
That yeast would make it hard to go
We're sorry that we did you wrong
And made it hurt to hold your schlong
CHORUS
Yeast infections are bad
They really make us itch
Put on some cream, it'll go away
'Cause if you don't it's here to stay
Hey!
I'm standing there in disbelief
I only wanted some relief
I tried and tried to no avail
Ten seconds of heaven-now I'm in hell
We're going to the pharmacy
'Cause we are also quite itchy
You're no the only one in hell
It feels like shit for us as well
CHORUS