D'you hear the one about
The one you're now without?
Did it make you smile?
D'you hear the one about
The one you filled with doubt?
Was it worth your while?

While you kick her life around
Deserving to be underground
What is this?
Joke
Is it some kind of joke?
Joke
I'm laughing
I'm laughing
I'm laughing

D'you hear the one about
The one who fell from space?
One minute in the sky
Next minute on their face?
She says, "I don't know what to be
And does she look younger than me?"
What is this?
Explain
Joke
Is it some kind of joke?
Joke
I'm laughing
I'm laughing
I'm laughing

For a fumble and something to do one night
You kick her life around
Oh...
For a tumble with someone you know at sight
D'you hear the one about
The one you're now without?

She says, "I don't know what to be
And does she look younger than me?
And does my make-up look all right?
Can you tell that I've been up all night?"

What is this?
Explain
Joke
Is it some kind of joke?
Joke
I'm laughing
I'm laughing

And what is this?
Explain
Joke
Is it some kind of joke?
Joke
I'm laughing
I'm laughing
I'm laughing
I'm laughing (I'm laughing)
I'm laughing (I'm laughing)
I'm laughing