As i was a young girl i had no fuckin' penny
And i knew that heaven would drop no money
What should i do so young and pretty

I slayed my granny with the brolly
Gran's doggy barked as i took the money
That's how life is anyway

Money rules the world

So i bought things that made me happy
Looking for a man who gan give gratuties

One pretty day i met dave
He knew his way evry safe
We had no fuckin' penny so we took from those who had

Money rules the world

As i was a young girl i had no fuckin' penny
And i knew that heaven would drop no money

What should i do - i didn't worry
'cause some day we'll all get buried
So i bought tickets for a race to hell

Money rules the world