A bad little kid moved into the neighbourhood
He won't do nothing right, his report card looks no good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock'n'roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teacher's chair
Put chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now, Junior, behave yourself!

He buys every rock'n'roll book from magazine stands
Every dime that he gets he's off to the jukebox, man
Well, he worries his teacher till at night that he's ready to poop
Rocking and rolling spinning his hula hoop
Well, this rock'n'roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, Junior, behave yourself! WOOAH!

Gonna to tell your mother and you'd better do what she says
Go to the barbershop and get that haircut off your head
You threw the black canary and fed it to the neighbor's cat
Gave the cocker spaniel a bath in momma's Laundromat
Well, this kinda of conduct has gotta stop, Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, Junior, behave yourself!