Down in the mane orange
With the pimps and the peddlers
Looking like Colombo
Feeling like Holmes The Meddler

It's breakfast time
Have a pot of wine
Sucking on a bone
Chewing on a microphone

I am a fireman
I live in a Lisbon bus shelter
I am The Fireman
Satan's little helper

All the brits abroad
Looking for an easy score
Talk about North Korea
And think about your career

I am a fireman
I live in a Lisbon bus shelter
I am The Fireman
Says I am a fireman
I am a fireman
At the fireman's convention
In Buenos Aires
Says I am a fireman
Fireman