There's no need to be upset
Now you've found out what he's like
He treats you like shite

He leaves you on your own
You buy your own Pimm's then sort of just sit
While he's dancing like a tit

He wants to go at 1 o'clock
Makes you leave early every week
But then he won't let you go to sleep

He looks at other girls
And likes comparing their breasts to yours
That's why you're so insecure

This time he's taken it a little bit too far
Won't tell you his reasons but you know what they are
That boy of yours can be such a dick
And he needs to grow up

Getting old is not all that it's cracked up to be
But sometimes it's nice to show some maturity
It's possible to have fun without getting hurt
But not with such a silly boy with so much to learn
You deserve better; you deserve a man
Who will make you feel special
Like I know you know I can
I know you'll never leave him 'cos you like it like this
When god invented love was he just taking the piss?

A doormat you are not
You've got your own valid points-of-view
Don't let him wipe his feet on you!

How many chances does he get?
Forgets your birthday every year
It's not my place to interfere… but…

This time he's taken it a little bit too far
Won't tell you his reasons but you know what they are
That boy of yours can be such a dick
And he needs to grow up

Getting old is not all that it's cracked up to be
But sometimes it's nice to show some maturity
It's possible to have fun without getting hurt
But not with such a silly boy with so much to learn
You deserve better; you deserve a man
Who will make you feel special
Like I know you know I can
I know you'll never leave him 'cos you like it like this
When god invented love was he just taking the piss?

Monogamy is nice when it makes you feel secure
But relationships should not be something

You have to endure

Getting old is not all that it's cracked up to be
But sometimes it's nice to show some maturity
It's possible to have fun without getting hurt
But not with such a silly boy with so fuc*ing much to learn