I drink champagne in the morning
I drink champagne in the afternoon
I drink champagne in the bubble bath
I drink champagne in my dressing room
(repeat)

I drink champagne
(repeat 4 times)

I drink champagne like Marilyn
And use it wash down my vicodin
My head starts to spin
So I drink some more
My glass in the air
When you start to pour
I'm a champagne whore
I love the bubbles
Bigger champagne glasses
So make it a double
I stumble out of the club at 4am
Wake up and do it again

Champagne
(repeat 4 times)

I only drink Cris
When I party with P-Diddy
And wake up hung over
In some other city
Don't bring me Andre
I prefer Moet
And a bottle of Perrier Juet
And you pay!
Krug Rose and Veuve Clicquot
I use Cordon Negros
To scrub my toes

If you don't drink champagne
Kiss my ass
If you do drink champagne
Grab a glass

Champagne (repeat 4 times)

I drink champagne in the morning
I drink champagne in the afternoon
I drink champagne in the bubble bath
I drink champagne in my dressing room
(repeat)