Full speed ahead
Rock-n-roll is dead
The girls and boys
From the Mickey Mouse Club
Clocked it the head
TV makes people so tired
Bored as a bird on a wire
I check the pulse
And I light a match
And then I set the tele on
I set the tele on fire

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
Cuz it really seems to me
Bona fide is a whole deal
Fake is the new real

Take a bite out of crime
Long as it's not on your dime
If honesty will put you in jail
You know that
We're living in phony times
You say you wanna get turned on
Is it fuckmehuh.com
You take a moment
And kick yourself
And then you drop yourself
You drop yourself a bomb

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
Cuz it really seems to me
Bona fide is a whole deal
Fake is the new real