Mr. Jones in the middle of the door
Stepping in to step out
He's in town, he doesn't make a sound
What's this, what is this about

Oh, I figured it out but I'm a little unsure
I can't sleep here tonight
Won't ask, do I really wanna know
What Jones was doing last night

What happened to the black suitcase
In the middle of the dark staircase
Where he's hiding and acting like nothing is wrong
Where'd he go?
There's he goes
Mr. Jones suddenly gone

Fine dine better wine then the rest
He's got looks to kill
In touch, but never too much
Oh no alone left with the bill

Black hat, cadillac, lots of cash
Lots at stake
Quick wits got a room at The Ritz
Can't judge a man by what he makes

What happened to the black suitcase
In the middle of the dark staircase
Where he's hiding and acting like nothing is wrong
Where'd he go?
There's he goes
Mr. Jones suddenly gone

You wanna do you do you wanna
Piranha p-p-piranha
You wanna do you do you wanna
Piranha p-p-piranha

Piranha
Do you do you
I don't really wanna
Piranha p-p-piranha
Sleep without piranha
Do you wanna do you do you
I don't really wanna
(You wanna Mr. Jones
Shhhh…)

What happened to the black suitcase
In the middle of the dark staircase
Where he's hiding and acting like nothing is wrong
Where'd he go?
There's he goes
Mr. Jones suddenly gone

What happened to the black suitcase
In the middle of the dark staircase
Where he's hiding and acting like nothing is wrong
Where'd he go?
There's he goes
Mr. Jones suddenly gone

Do you wanna
Do you do you
I don't really wanna
Piranha p-p-piranha
Sleep without piranha
Do you wanna do you do you
I don't really wanna
Piranha p-p-piranha
Sleep without piranha
Do you wanna do you do you
I don't really wanna
Piranha p-p-piranha
Sleep without piranha
Do you wanna do you do you
Sleep without piranha
You wanna Mr. Jones