Hes infinitely wise
But he infinitely lies
Were no longer just plain folks
No, were old and sad and bored
And were not funny anymore
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Well I couldn't do a thing
Couldn't even set the spring
Couldn't see you through the spokes

Now it's not exactly new
And so were infinitely blue
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I appeal to my belief
Won't you put us on relief
So we'll know it's not a hoax
But were barely worth the wait
Were just slightly out of date
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