I'm too cold, I'm too cold
My temperature is just too low
I put anti-freeze to these blue lips
I got blue toes, I'm too cold
My hat raccoon, my coat goose
I ain't never defrost my frozen food
I got icicles on my 2 lobes
Nose too, I'm too cold
I can make any polar bear wear a hat
I can make two penguins share a cab
I can make 9 reindeer have to quit
Even old man winter won't dap the kid

I'm just too cold, I flash freeze
I breathe glass, I crack trees
Ice-cream man, snow falls
When my song plays from that dream van

I'm brick, sled dogs going on strike
Snowmen going inside, snow cat stuck
Summertime snowing all night
Wardrobe frozen in time

Extremities numb, frosty, I beat the heat
That strawberry field 'bout to meet the freeze
Y'all ain't cold, y'all lukewarm
Too cold is my true form

I'm too cold, pack gloves
Door knobs just snap off
I'd bring fire, I'd ski on back
I'd ski to space, I'm freon man

Freeze, jump up, joust the windmill
How's that negative a million windchill
Sit still or I sit still ya
In cold blood, with a hint of silver
I'm too cold, I'm too cold
I put Yukon Cornelius on hold
Bold, cold is the one true God
How I'm so cold, cold had to get a new job

Hmm, and a new name
They call him Cool Breeze, he ain't never been the same
Always staying up late and checking the weathervane
In vein, snowy owl feather in the mane

That's too cute, but I'm too cold
I play Cold Crush on my cool phone
I cold plunge, that hot tub is just fool's gold
I wear cool clothes
Brr