Four in the mornin', you've been out all night
Your breath smells of whiskey, your hair is a fright
I know you're gonna tell me you were out with the boys
Your friends have been quiet, but I can't stand the noise

Keep on flappin' your jaws
Keep on flappin' your jaws
You can write it off as one of your flaws
But you can just keep on flappin' your jaws

Just like Humpty Dumpty, you're in for a fall
Your luck's at its limit and fate's gonna call
You'll wake up in the mornin' in a half empty bed
You'll be cold and lonely with no wood in the shed

Keep on flappin' your jaws
Keep on flappin' your jaws
You can write it off as one of your flaws
But you can just keep on flappin' your jaws

You were gonna stand beside me till the end of time
But you put too much between us, and now you're gonna find
Your clock just quit tickin', and I'm tired of my role
You can flap about how deep it is, you dig your own hole

Keep on flappin' your jaws
Keep on flappin' your jaws
You can write it off as one of your flaws
But you can just keep on flappin' your jaws