Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
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Don't want don't want don't want don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

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Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life

I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want don't want
Don't want Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't

Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee

Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man
Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
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